Saturday, January 20, 2007

Sabrina's friends must have heard about me

I am a good kisser. Actually very good. I know this because I have been told as much. More than once. I wish I could give you the names of the people, but I am worried about varying issues that may arise from disclosure. You are going to need to trust me, it's true. (To prove my point, Sabrina just read these first couple of sentences, agreed with me and then asked for a kiss. Boo-yah.)

I always just assumed this piece of information was saved for a very close circle of people. Namely, the people who have been fortunate enough to get to first base with me. But last night my reputation preceded me. We went to a bar to meet up with some of Sabrina's friends. (Girl friends because she is not allowed to have guy friends that dont have significant others) As the night was winding down one of Sab's friends was getting ready to leave. She hugged Sabrina and gave her the standard friend kiss on the cheek. Then she turned to me and I leaned in for the hug and of course kiss on the cheek. Then BAM she pulled the old turn the head at the last second move and planted one on me, right on the lips. She feigned horror for public posturing. But inside I knew the truth. From here I assume the legend will only grow.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doug is a good kisser. Don't ask me how I know. OK, we got really drunk at a seminary party--that's just what happens there, dudes kiss other dudes. For Jesus and stuff. You know, like the disciples. But Doug is a good kisser.

Anonymous said...

One more thing, for the record: Since Doug and Sabrina are getting married soon, I just want Sabrina and everyone else to know that she is really making out with this whole marriage thing, especially in regards to kissing. I mean, I have kissed them both--Sabrina more than Doug--and I can honestly say that Doug is the better kisser. Hold on to him, Sabrina!